Friday, September 30, 2005

useless as hell, cool as fuck

yep there is no need, if this is an actual problem for u someone should take away ur keys, i know i had mine taken away years ago for the very same problem.
anywho take a look

http://www.wftv.com/automotive/5039916/detail.html

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

im so afraid. i will try my best its all i have.

"on a childhood highway through a night alone
I was barely breathing, I was crawling home
well it¹s not quite london or the south of france
or an asian island or a second chance

thinking about the whole thing
guess you gotta run sometimes
maybe I¹m a fast train rolling down the mountain
watching all my life go by

you¹re a distant memory, you¹re an exit sign
I was talking crazy on the driver¹s side
and I know I hurt you but I won¹t confess
was that blood or a wine stain on your wedding dress

thinking about the whole thing
guess you gotta run sometimes
maybe I¹m a fast train rolling down the mountain
watching all my life go by

laughing at a bad break
what¹s the use in wondering why
maybe I¹m a storm front rolling through the valley
tearing up a good july

and it¹s safe and warm where nothing ever happens
would it be so hard to realign a star or two
change a southern night for you

well it¹s not quite evening, and it¹s not new york
there¹s a scar in the blue sky by the old airport
and I¹m talking crazy on the driver¹s side
I will always love you like a long goodbye"

Thursday, September 15, 2005

its childish but it really does brighten up my day

"NZ finds Black Cocks hard to swallow

It was a bloody silly idea in the first place, but New Zealand's badminton world may finally have to concede that calling the national team the "Black Cocks" really is a bit too strong, the New Zealand Herald reports. Badminton New Zealand adopted the name a year ago as "a gimmicky label to attract sponsors and fans". It worked to a degree, because the organisation was quickly innundated with cash offers from companies such as - you guessed it - condom manufacturers.

Furthermore, Badminton NZ prez Nigel Skelt confirmed: "At the recent New Zealand Open, crowds were yelling out 'c'mon the Black Cocks'. Whether the team actually adopt the name officially, they're already known as the Black Cocks." That's as may be, but the International Badminton Federation (IBF) has decided not to take the Black Cocks lying down. Skelt admitted: "They don't want to see the game lose its composure for the want of a gimmicky name. If you're over in China and you get introduced as the Black Cocks, it raises some issues." Ah yes, the sticky "we'd rather not entertain Black Cocks in the People's Republic of China" problem. Badminton NZ will now wait for feedback from its 27 regional associations at its November AGM before deciding on whether or not to let the Black Cocks stand. ®"

now thats some good press.

im not biased





well im not a man who likes to spend alot of my time being on one side of an issue or another.
and i have noticed that all the pics i put up here are of women. so im gonna make a switch up here and point out a man who is incredibly hot and one of the most bad ass mofo's since samuel L jackson.
i just saw him in barber shop (crap crap crap) and u may remeber him from amistad, the gladiator and my personal favorite Papa Midnight from Constantine.
Let us pay homage to the coolness of

Djimon Hounsou

still dont know how to pronounce it, but when i do im sure it will sound cool, cause it looks pretty cool. so not only is this guy a man who i would love to look like and vibe like for my age, i only hope i have that damn coolness at his age of 41.....ladies let the kittens suffer.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

LD relationships around the world! here is ur hope!

Here Comes The Science.

pretty pretty girl lovely lovely girl.


ive played out postin lyrics

"you see birds fall from the window ledge above mine
then they flap their wings at the last second
I can see their dead weight just dropping like stones
or small loaves of bread past my window all the time
but unless I get up and walk across the room
and peer down below
I don't see their last-second curves
toward a horizontal flight
all these birds just falling from the ledge like stones
now due to a construct in my mind
that makes their falling and their flight
symbolic of my entire existence
it becomes important for me to get up and see
their last second curves toward flight
it's almost as if my life will fall
unless I see their ascent
Mr. Mastodon farm - Mr. Mastodon farm
cut swatches out of all materials
Mr. Mastodon farm - Mr. Mastodon farm
cut swatches out of all materials" - cake

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Ba da ba ba, ba da ba ba

"If I tell you I'm strong, will you play along?
If I tell you I'm strong, will you play along?
If I tell you I'm strong, will you play along?
Or will you see I'm as insecure as anybody else?

If I follow along, does it mean I belong?
If I follow along, does it mean I belong?
If I follow along, does it mean I belong?
Or will I keep on feeling different from everybody else?

If I sing a song, will you sing along?
If I sing a song, will you sing along?
Or should I just keep singing right here by myself?

Ba da ba ba, ba da ba ba
Ba da ba ba, ba ba da ba ba
Ba da ba ba, ba da ba ba
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh" - Blue Man Group Feat. Dave Matthews.

Dont mean that to sound as mopey and whiney as the words by them self do. just kinda remebered the song, and yeah those feelings are in there somewhere me thinks........and its now 6:54 in the mornin and i just typed alot of shit on my other blog which i edited like 50000000 times to make sure i got out what i wanted to say right and not just sounndin like an ass..........so im just gonna go with the lasy route here and post someone elses words. but at this point explaining this has tkaen up way way more words than i meant, and i might as well just delete the last lyrics, but 1 this wont make any sense without somethin about it 2 im kinda layin on my bed like a paraplegic with my arms sprawled half way across the bed, and i dont have the energy to move the mouse to highlight then delete those words, and i dont feel like movin my hand even far enough to reach the arrow keys........and if u ask how im gonna post this.....which i know u will cause u care soooooooooo much and are in such deep contimplation about this that u need a cup of tea a smoke and dictionary, just to grasp my words. im gonna use the tab key, if u have ever typed tired like where u cant move ur hands much then u know tab is just pinky away. where as the arrows are a whole hand pick up. which is just crazy for me to do right now...........omg why am i still going.............i dont know. well u should at least be glad i didnt make any mistakes that were backspace worthy cause then u would just be reading garbble.........well its time for that crazy pinky action. and 1 2 3............tab time. well crap. this is a text page. shit. it just moved that blinks cursor line thing over. well if u see this at alll we will have to find out in the morning cause i think im just gonna close my eyes and not move at all................nope.................well............crap have to turn off my monitor..........that mean a hand has to move.................well here goes the mouse. yep.

im an idiot.

Monday, September 05, 2005

well thats just fucked up.

Well the hurricane just fucked some people up bad, and there is no one better to state my opinion of the situation than Foamy - The Squirrel.

(dont click the drugs one, click the hurricane one. do i have to tell u everything?.....although the drug ones funny, its not the point of this post. but u should check out that one too.....after.